Loving anyone as much as your dog would be ridiculous. But buy this card for the people who come close.
Just in queso they didn't know! Let that special someone know they nacho average Joe.
We gonna sip Bacardi like it's ya birthday. Celebrate shawty's Sherbert Day, even if you don't give a f@$% it's not her birthday!
Wham, bam, Spanx you ma'am! Tell someone you're grateful for their support and comfort.
Celebrate good times, come on! Tell someone you've saved a dance for them with this cheeky card.