Smash the Patriarchy Pen Pack
These pens say "SMASH THE PATRIARCHY," just as the goddess intended.
They're a little bit plain for a reason – so you can use them in the office, and maybe, oh ... leave one behind in your boss's pencil cup. And another at reception.
If some dude notices what's on your pen, you can pull a "Oh, isn't that funny? I WONDER WHERE THIS PEN CAME FROM, I HAVE NO IDEA." But with your eyes, you're saying I will crush you. He knows you will.
6 pens per pack. Black ink. Ballpoint.